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Readers say to me, “Bob, I know you cover crap fashion better than anybody. Are all dumb fashion creations equally bad, or is there an actual bottom of the barrel?”

My answer is, while we probably haven’t seen the bottom of the barrel yet, some stupid creations are certainly worse than others.

For one thing, you have to give designers credit if they are able to convey that they have absolutely no respect for women and are willing to degrade them in public. Surely that’s worth something!

So here is my 10 worst list for women in 2009, and we’ll see where we go from there in 2010.  Meanwhile, tomorrow I’ll have the men’s version.

UKRAINE/10. Two, four, six, eight, who do we emaciate!

9. The pipes, the pipes are calling…

8. Hey handsome, what’s your hat size?

7. Why are they saluting our models that way?

6. Does this make me look pudgy?

5. So she’s in a stable relationship?

4. Good job on the lipstick, Zippy!

3. Beside the bride in Naugahyde

2. Watch out! Number four is gonna blow!

1. You want me back in the shower, Mr. Hitchcock?

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