Hey Blog Guy, you haven’t written much lately about the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop, which I know is your pride and joy. Got any new exhibits coming up?

As a matter of fact, yes. We’ve been in delicate and costly negotiations for weeks, to get a goofy-face shot of that British skier, Chemmy Alcott, ahead of the Winter Olympics. Here it is, for the first time ever!

Um, not to complain or anything, but that’s not a very goofy face.

Look, she’s a skier, not a weight-lifter or a tennis player. She’s doing her very best to look silly here, so cut her some slack. It took a two-day photo shoot just to come up with this one.

Blog Guy, you got screwed. Sports Illustrated has a cover shot of  her without her wig or false teeth, and her eyes are bulging out and her tongue is stuck to the ski lift. It’s REALLY goofy!

Damn you, Chemmy, with  your minty fresh toothpaste-commercial face! Come back here with my museum’s money! I KNEW you could do a whole lot better than this!

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Chemmy Alcott, Britain’s most successful female skier, trains at Canada Olympic Park in Calgary, Alberta February 7, 2010. Alcott was in Calgary training and resting for the upcoming 2010 Winter Olympics starting February 12 in Vancouver. RUTERS/Todd Korol

Below: Radek Stepanek REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Marion Bartoli REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Richard Gasquet REUTERS/Tim Wimborne Victoria Azarenka REUTERS/Tim Wimborne

Photos courtesy of the Goofy Face Museum and Doughnut Shop

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