Blog Guy, you’re known for setting up fantasy photos for your readers. Well, I have this vision of a guy in the Alps, see, shooting a hair dryer at skiers while a big old washing machine on skis sneaks behind him. Can you help me out?

Are you on any medication?

Maybe. Are you?

I guess that’s a fair point. Okay, in your fantasy, is the washing machine a top-loader or front-loader?

A top-loader, of course.

And is the hair dryer plugged in with a long extension cord?

No, that would just be weird.

Right. Sorry, I guess I lost my head for a minute. Here you go, now stay away from me.

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Staff member performs speed control with a pistol device next to a colleague dressed in a radar box costume, during an accident prevention event in Crosets, Switzerland, January 10, 2009. REUTERS/ Denis Balibouse

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