Blog Guy, I want to get in on that fantasy service you have for readers. Got any money left in this year’s budget?

Yeah, but it’s going fast. what do you want? Hurry up!

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Um, um, okay, I wanna see actor George Clooney singing that Carley Simon classic “You’re So Vain.” Can you arrange that?

Sure thing. Here you go, ma’am.

Wait a minute. That’s just a picture. There’s no sound with it. This is bogus!

You just said you wanted to “see” it. Look, I feel badly about this misunderstanding, so you can have one more fantasy wish. How about, let’s see, Michelle Obama in a viking outfit, eating a turkey drumstick?

Who cares about that? I’d sooner see Santa Claus kissing a python snake!

Bingo! Here’s your second wish. Have a happy holiday! Next?

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Actor George Clooney pretends to hit a high note on stage after singer Tony Bennett performed at the UNICEF Ball honoring producer Jerry Weintraub in Beverly Hills, California December 10, 2009. REUTERS/Fred Prouser

Owner of the Malabon Zoo Manny Tangko kisses a Burmese python during a Christmas event inside the zoo, in metro Manila December 9, 2009.  REUTERS/Romeo Ranoco

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